Happy Birthday, Mittens! Today is Mitt Romney’s 65th birthday - and while we know he will not be celebrating his birthday by enrolling in Medicare because he’s not some socialist thug like your grandma, I imagine he may spend today doing the following:
- Taking one of his wife’s Cadillacs out on the open road*
- Compiling a giant list of things he likes about Alabama, Hawaii, Mississippi and American Samoa while watching construction workers renovate his oceanfront property
- Bathing in Ron Paul-approved gold
- Kicking his 1%-certified Generation Y Hippie voodoo doll
- Kicking actual hippies
*dog on roof required
Are you fucking kidding me? Because I’m sure that’s exactly the problem.
Just for Ken Griffin and Mitt Romney, it’s “Save the Rich” by Garfunkel and Oates:
Lyrics here.
Beautiful. Please, lets bail out the ridiculously wealthy. :)
This can’t be good.
Waaaaaaaait a minute …
Emperor Palpatine:
Sam Walton:
……. naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
President Obama at the University of Miami (via a-colourfullife)
President Obama at the University of Miami (via a-colourfullife)

This is the price I paid for gas. I was so upset when I had to pay $4.35 per gallon and a fill up cost this much. This isn’t even the worst of it. Gas prices will continue to go up as the summer driving season is approaching, and republicans are “Licking their chops”? Fuck whoever is licking their chops. Fuck whoever is making the extra dollar a gallon from the vicious, crippling circle supply and demand that our dependance on fossil fuels has caused.
Since Obama entered office in 2008, foreign dependance on oil has decreased from 52% to 45%. Now I’ll be skeptical and say this may have other contributing factors, and may have nothing to do with Obama, but he does support domestic oils, but even more so, he supports alternative fuel solutions, which I am all for.

My favorite recent comercial is the IBM commercial where the guy finishes his list of the companies innovations by saying, “I’m an IBM’er. Lets build a smarter planet”. Now, when you get down to brass tacks, a lot of the innovations are kind of for the wealthiest consumers, such as smart appliances, homes, and vehicles, but the basic idea is great. Why can’t we build a smarter planet, from the ground up.
We need an all-of-the-above solution to a lot of world problems. the most current and hardest hitting is probably gas prices. We can’t just fix that overnight. We need to restructure our entire economy based around new energy solutions, such as wind turbines, alternative ethanol’s, and hopefully electric and hydrogen (maybe even solar and other?) powered transportation. This doesn’t happen over night. But guess what, if we started to do something, it would stimulate the economy, create potentially millions of jobs, and probably re-instate the USA as the worlds leading superpower.
The trouble is our country is kind of lazy and very much against change, but I’m an optimist. I see these technologies fiercely banging at our front door, all we need to do is unlock the door and welcome it with open arms. I think the next 20 years will be incredible in the of political, economic and educational growth, but somebody has to light a match for the fire to spread. Maybe it will be a company like IBM. They may become a giant in technological progress. Maybe it will take a change in the political landscape. I’ve said for months that we need to reform and get away from our two party system.
Let’s build a smarter planet, guys. You and me can make the difference.
A [justifiably frustrated] Facebook acquaintance, Garrett Jones. (via hipsterlibertarian)
This is why I don’t turn on the news. Biased writers and airhead editors, bimbo news anchors and millions of dollars of corporate spending just on the set. Are you kidding me? I think the best news anchors are the people. Free speech is the truest and most powerful news outlet in the world.